Musical farts for all!

Newton_Bull_farts_G3OK, let me apologize right now. Farts are awesome. I’ve even written about them before. Thus, when trolling for news stories, I couldn’t pass this one up.

Some guy loved his epic fart so much that he turned it into music. And I wrote this ditty to honor his “Magnum anus.” LOL

Beans beans the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
This guy ate some and made a great poot
Then made an arpeggio for symphony and flute

Above Image Courtesy: Richard Newton (1777-1798) – The US Library of Congress, ref

Oh yeah, here’s the full story “behind” it.


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