Thought I would share a little bathroom with you today.
Face it. We all fart. Roughly 70 billion booty bombs are launched from the butt cheeks of the world each day, and 10 of those bubblers are probably yours.
Sure, some of you ladies may say you don’t, but you know you do. Fess up! Or at least agree we can refer to them “fluffers.”
Heck, farts are awesome. Even Ben Franklin once famously remarked, “Fart proudly.” He also punned that, compared to his ruminations on flatulence, other scientific investigations were “scarcely worth a FART-HING.”
But why do your farts smell better than the guy with rectal turbulence in front of you at the grocery store?
Read on to find out more – My farts smell better than yours, and I can prove it