I am both equally fascinated and repulsed by spiders. As long as they keep their distance, I’m good to go. You should already know that about me. I write about them enough. Still wondering how I got that gig, however.
There’s one thing that’s really bugging me though: the urban legend that you swallow spiders in your sleep.
Personally, I never woke up one morning wondering why my mouth tasted like arachnid.
And another thing: If spiders had a taste, what would it be I wonder. Chicken? A little umami action? Maybe a tad on the spicy side?
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